seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
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Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
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LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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