I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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