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(859): View more from Kentucky

What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?

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(816): View more from Missouri

I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis

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(970): View more from Colorado

Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."

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(616): View more from Michigan

the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.

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(417): View more from Missouri

Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.

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(817): View more from Texas

Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby

(508): View more from Massachusetts

Hahahaha why what's happening?

(817): View more from Texas

She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?

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