i wish peter jackson would direct porn
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
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