Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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