what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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