I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I think we might need a safe word for this...
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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