Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
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I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
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He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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