Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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