this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
