We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
soo... how was my night?
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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