Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
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I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
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SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
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