I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i just had sex bonerless
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
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I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
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She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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