I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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