Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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