Non-Jews are for practice
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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