ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Be still, my beating vagina.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
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