New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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