I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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