I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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