bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
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And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Randomize