If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
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I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
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He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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