He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
And then my night got REAL pukey
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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