First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
The struggles of a small town man whore
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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