can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
Randomize
