Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
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