hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
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The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
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I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
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