I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
Randomize
