we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
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last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
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Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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