I smell stomach acid.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
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I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
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Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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