youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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