For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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