Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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