sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
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you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
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Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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