So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
Randomize
