Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
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I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
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Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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