hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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