My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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