Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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