Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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