my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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