Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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