im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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