idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
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Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
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This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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