I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
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apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
3pm strippers are depressing
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
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The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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