is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
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Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
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other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES