i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.