So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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