I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I don't think brook has ever known best
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
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Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
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So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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