They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
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we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
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Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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