and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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