just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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