I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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