i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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