I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Randomize
