going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
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He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
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fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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