He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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