Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I think I sprained my soul last night
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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