That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
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I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
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Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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